"A wise man once said, 'Cake is better than pie.' It was later revealed that he wasn't so wise."
“The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.” –“I think it’s better to not have been born at all. But how many people do you meet in a lifetime who were that lucky?” – Yiddish Saying
“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” – Yogi Berra
“People find life entirely too time-consuming.” – Stanislaw J. Lec
“Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? Because we are not the person involved.” – Mark Twain
"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?