Food Quotes

1) Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

2) Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

3) You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

4) I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.

5) Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.

6) Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

7) I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?"

8) He that takes medicine and neglects diet, wastes the skills of the physician.

9) "Talk doesn't cook rice."

10) "Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it."

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