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Hi. I am probably home. Im just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you.

Are there any guys out there who are just NORMAL?!.

My mother told me not to talk to strangers I don't talk to myself anymore..

I don't suffer from insanity I am enjoying every minute of it.!

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you! ~It's worse when you think they are out to get you!

I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter!.

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