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When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt!.

Proud mother of a delinquent child!.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

Kid, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.!

I smile because you've all finally drove me insane!

Life’s a bitch and then you marry one.

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