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Always smile it makes people wonder what you're up to!.

If you are what you eat, you're fast, cheap, and easy.

Smile tomorrow will be worse.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.!

If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet then I'm the sweetest bitch you will ever meet.!

I was playing poker the other night with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people dead.

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