FUNNY QUOTES

Sorry can't talk now. Busy licking the thick white stuff off the top of a long hard thing! WHAT?! You pervert!! Im eating Vanilla ice cream off a cone! GEEEZ!!.

Death is God’s ways of saying you’re fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Stop the world I wanna get off.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!

I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they all know me there!

I'm smiling because they haven't found the body yet!.

Best Quotes 2012

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