FUNNY QUOTES

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits..

Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder 'Just where did I go wrong?' That a voice comes to me and says, 'this is going to take more then one night'.

Embrace the freak that you are!

I'm sorry; I'm accidentally hitting a guy in a crosswalk sorry!

When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets.!

Where are you going? "Slowly insane".

Best Quotes 2012

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