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When you are involved in an accident and someone ask's "are you alright?" say back "Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limps and be off".

People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just bored.

Evil is just live spelt backwards.

Be weird whenever you have the chance!

Just because I can kill, doesn't mean I can't love.!

The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.

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