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I ran in to my ex the other day put it in reverse, and hit him again!

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as will hit them hard.

Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families.

Sometimes we know we shouldn't and that's exactly why we do.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

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